The Mad Hatter



You might wonder what happened, what actually was the matter?

That evening when I, a professional lawyer, opened my front door to the Mad Hatter,

He was wearing his big hat but also a miserable frown and I was concerned by the latter,

Now although I read it back when I was only six, I thought he seemed a lot fatter,

But then I thought maybe it was Johnny Depp who had made him look a lot fitter,

Perhaps he wants a law case -wants to sue – too many cakes, now diabetic and bitter,

Yes! That’s a good one to tell the kids about, and so I let out a little titter,

And then I realised. This fat, sad-looking fashionista was actually the babysitter.

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